So it is no secret that the gym is not my favorite place in the world. However, since my recent 6lb weight loss I am starting to become more "comfortable" with the idea of spending a few hours there every day. But there are some real freaks at my gym...I mean absolute weirdos. Let me tell you a little about what I am dealing with here.
Seriously dude...did you forget to pack your gym bag today or do you just think you look cool? How are you not sweating your ass off? Also...is that even remotely comfortable?
Naked Grandma in the Locker Room
What is the deal with the naked old ladies in the locker room? I have seen this at every gym I've ever belonged to and it never gets any easier to stomach. It actually scares the shit out of me and makes me want to cry in the corner. There are some things I never want to see...and a naked grandma is definitely one of those things. Cover your lady bits!
Front Desk Girls
The girls that work the desk at my gym dress like they are going to the club...seriously. And then they give tours to potential members in their 6 inch heels and mini skirts and attempt to demonstrate how the equipment works...because that makes sense. It is actually so entertaining to watch. I always have a strong desire to trip one of them.
I walked into the class room at my gym the other day and a girl was just shameless snapping selfies in front of the mirror. Now, I know we are all guilty of a selfie or two once in a while..it's just the way of the blogging world. But I have to laugh at the people who are in the middle of the gym and just stop what they're doing to take a selfie. I actually saw a girl send a Snapchat on the treadmill next to me the other day. Seriously?!
In other news...it's #BackThatAzzUp Friday!! I have an old school and a new fav to share today :)